Was talking to my sister the other day about moving in to our new place and how our dog/mother's 3rd daughter, Muffin, has made friends with the neighbour's dog, Napoleon.
sabrina : i heard the neighbour's dog is called napoleon
stef : yah so cute!
sabrina : which is cute cos wasn't napoleon bonaparte quite a small man too?
stef : yeah but he isn't a shih tzu.
sabrina : -_-
Okay I don't know why that was significant, but I thought it was funny. I have a weird sense of humour, vat can aiseh?
MOVING ON, I read somewhere that the assumption that Napoleon Bonaparte was a short man is totally untrue. When he died, the autopsy recorded that he was 5 feet and 2 inches, which was in French feet not English feet. So if you convert it to the other, Napoleon Bonaparte was actually 5 feet 6 inches (which is actually taller than the average French man back in the day).
"I don't know why, but the little bastard scares me." - random french general; haha i thought that was quite funny hurhur.
"It is not enough that I succeed — everyone else must fail." - for such a teeny tiny tyrant, he sure has a big ego. I love it!
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